Today rules

Went thrifting with Alex, Mike, Fernando, and another dude whose name consistently escapes me.

Got some awesome dress pants that fit me perfectly (and just how I like; tight around the crotch and ass, because my crotch and ass are truly something to behold).

Also, an Air Force blazer, a track jacket, a Bugle Boy clusterfuck of a shirt, a button-up flannel hoodie, a striped sweater, a t-shirt that says "Kingdom of Sweden" on it, a tape recorder, and a bunch of tapes (Willie Nelson, Meat Loaf, Madonna, AC/DC, and Willie Nelson with Waylon Jennings! Score!)

You can never have too much Willie Nelson. My collection of Willie Nelson albums is nowhere near where it should be.

Tonight, vegan barbecue in the woods! Hot damn!