Today rules

May 9, 2008 at 7:59 PM
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Went thrifting with Alex, Mike, Fernando, and another dude whose name consistently escapes me.

Got some awesome dress pants that fit me perfectly (and just how I like; tight around the crotch and ass, because my crotch and ass are truly something to behold).

Also, an Air Force blazer, a track jacket, a Bugle Boy clusterfuck of a shirt, a button-up flannel hoodie, a striped sweater, a t-shirt that says "Kingdom of Sweden" on it, a tape recorder, and a bunch of tapes (Willie Nelson, Meat Loaf, Madonna, AC/DC, and Willie Nelson with Waylon Jennings! Score!)

You can never have too much Willie Nelson. My collection of Willie Nelson albums is nowhere near where it should be.

Tonight, vegan barbecue in the woods! Hot damn!

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I obviously need photos of the pants that contain the ass-n-crotch-to-behold. Obviously.

VeryScaryCarnival replied to goldie’s comment:
May 10, 2008
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obviously, indeed.

There'll be lots of them, eventually.

I think these'll be my standard pants, until they start to smell like butt sweat.

I don't mind the smell. Smell doesn't come through photos.

Yeah, but I'm not too big on it!

"...my crotch and ass are truly something to behold..."

Ahh, if only more young men had such a degree of self-esteem as it concerns their netherparts!

Soup replied to The Educated Fool’s comment:
May 10, 2008
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It would probably make the world a little less stupid, at any rate. Give them all one less thing to worry about. I'd imagine gas prices would start plummeting immediately.